Corn Cob Pipes, Button Noses, and Two Eyes Made..
It's snowing this morning. Magical flakes are drifting softly down. Beautiful, but troublesome. Troublesome because it's only sticking to the dirt and bark. My monster spawn are already making plans to make snow men. I can see it now: little round mud balls on our front lawn. Definitely poop glazed.
Home Owners Nazis...ahem...I mean association: Ma'am, do you realize that some thing made a huge fecal matter mound in your yard.
Me: (in my best Yoda voice) No, no. In-laws those brown little people are. Dark skinned they are. Dwarfs they are. Audacious your racism and little people-ism is, sir!
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