Don't let your husband have a subscription to Esquire
CG: In scholarly tone, "Did you know that seamen helps women with depression?
Me: Sceptically arched brow
CG: "No really, apparently it's absorbed in the vagina and can make you happy. It's right here in my magazine"
Me: "Don't believe everything you read, snookums. Did you ever think a men's magazine might be just slightly biased?!"
Damn those men's magazines. Esquire is getting almost as bad as CG's Maxim, Blender and Stuffed subscriptions. Before you think badly of CG, I subscribed him to those magazines. We received 10 free subscriptions a while back, so I just started picking mags with interesting or familiar titles. Then the hootchie mamas started to invade our mailbox. CG loved it, but this is the last month of said magazines. I'd like to say I'm cutting him off, but really, I'm too cheap and cancelled them or else we would have had to pay for them as well as my free Cosmo, Harper's Bazaar, and Better Homes and Garden.
2 Witty Comments For Me:
Esquire is too classy of a magazine for a statement like that. It was in Maxim magazine!
You failed to mention how the endorphins in semen were mentioned repeatedly during the last episode of that psychic profiler show you like. You don't speak lowly of that show.
And it doesn't give me any credibility that I can't remember the name of the show.
It's also good for the skin. Makes it nice and soft. : D
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