Don'tcha wish life were still this simple?

This almost (I said almost CG, I swear) almost gave me baby lust again? But, it's okay, the most fertile couple on the planet (C.G. and I) will have babes no more.

After, three forms of birth control in college came CG Replicant #1. Four days after 6 months deployment in the Sinai, our princess baby was conceived. Finally, L'il Man was conceived in not so immaculate conception AFTER botched military-paid vasectomy. People, we try not to even use the same toilet, even after CG 11.2 had a SECOND vasectomy. Yep, our genetics must be amazing for CG's baby batter and my green eggs to be so potent

'lisciously scribed by Scout's Honor @ 9:23 AM