Independance Day
I do believe, today, "it happened..." It must be good if I am acting like a sensationalist newscasting whore. Yes, I believe I both closed and locked the door to use the bathroom today in my house.
Having been a Mommy for 10 years, privacy is nonexistant. My 10 year still thinks it's okay to converse with me as I am showering. My kids constantly bring disputes to me while I am on my porcelain throne. So, when I purposefully shut, and my god, locked that door, I knew I was embarking on a new era. I was asserting my right to wipe in peace.
Little did I know that it would be the C.G. that couldn't stand the new independance. The door rattles at first. Pregnant pause. Like one of the creatures I bore, he knocks demandingly on the door. "What are you doing?" "Are you sure you haven't been sidetracked?" It was hard to resist, but I steeled myself and plopped on while I wrote my first blog.
Yep, how's that for a visual image. Know that it will happen often while i blog! The C.G. and I call my porcelain throne "my other office." It's where I escape, in the past, with door open. Now the C.G. seems surprised as a gazelle in the sites of cheetah on the African savannah. Wuh? Wife wants to insert tampon without physical witness? What is the world coming to?
Aaah! Independance. Yep, "liberty does await my fingertips," as the picture on my blog states. And yep, I did steal that pic from your blog, C.G. 10.2.1.
3 Witty Comments For Me:
It wasn't about independence or privacy.
Yep, I wanted to use the bathroom for its intended purpose - pooping. She had been in there for so long, I was worried if she fell in!
sure you did. It's not like we don't have THREE bathrooms.
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