She did it again
Shield your eyes. The garbage men came late today because of the holiday. I heard their crunching and moaning down the street. So out I rushed with rumpled hair, bare feet, and shorty nightgown to thrust garbage can and recycling trolley to the street.
Trying to bend at the knees because snow and a breeze was trying to show the neighbors that the nighty was ALL I was wearing, I enlist princess baby and Li'l Man to help. Their bare pink toes became quite frosty on the freezing wet asphalt. Bad mama!
I guess it's better than if that had happened when we lived in Alaska. We would have been stuck to the drive. I'm sure , after a while, we would turn to white snow men. I am fairly certain the Home Owners Association would approve of white snowmen. Filthy racists!
2 Witty Comments For Me:
Love your post -- as a trash collector we love it when we get a nice, attractive woman running a last bag out to the truck in just the nightie or a long t-shirt...
Bet the guys made sure to turn on the hopper as you stood there watching...
I've got to start sticking around when the trash goes out late. Protect my woman.
Or enjoy the sights.
No, wait a minute. If the trash is going out late, I'll be the on running it out. What a downer for the trash men.
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