Stupid White Carpet

We were able to swing our insane equity in California to a home in Washington that we would never have been able to afford otherwise.

With this huge house and neighborhood of trophy wives, sits crunchy ol' me. Yep, I put the garbage out in my pajamas(gasp). Yes, we mow our own lawn (gasp) and don't have a nanny(gasp) and I do a clearly crappy job cleaning our own house(super-double-gasp close to herniated strangling alley cat) .

So our home was clad with immaculate white carpets and linen hued walls when we moved in last year. I say was because now it's coffee stained, paw printed, and generally grungy. My God! Who in the Northwest puts in white carpets?!

We also have this massive chandelier with our Craigslist furniture and beat up stuff from college hand me downs.

Sometimes, I feel like a pretender. Then I get catty and go on zillow or Red Fin and discover what they paid for their house. Bah! I archely whisper, "Peasants!"

'lisciously scribed by Scout's Honor @ 10:11 AM