That's libel, bastard
Dear CG,
It's not a freaking casserole.
Sweet potatoes and casseroles are not in my vocabulary as synonymous. Never have I made junk with goo, nuts, and marshmallows that would qualify as a casserole. Bleh! I am a sweet potato snob and it's best you know it now before we embark on another 10 years of marriage.
So stop blogging that I made a casserole. Yes, you shiz-nuts. Yep, you, the one who is rubbing my back right now and offering me a cocktail! And stop reading over my shoulder...
So surprise me with my cocktail, just none of that chartreuse crap you think you like just because it looks cool, and maybe I'll forgive you for using the c-word.
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Check out the definition here and you be the judge if this dish is a casserole or not.
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