All I got for Christmas is a migraine

Why does it always happen that I get sick when husband leaves on trip!? So here I lie feverish, fluish, with starts of a migraine and a major cold sore outbreak with three misbehaving kids and a PTA meeting I need to be at in less than hour?

I can't think about getting off this couch, much less making dinner, or going to a meeting. Yup, kiddos. It looks like it's cold cereal and toaster waffles for you kiddos for dinner. Fend fer yerselves, mateys!

Update:

I forgot 10 year olds do have some culinary skill. He's making mac 'n cheese. Now if I could just teach him to uncork a bottle of wine while I moan on the coach, maybe I can "medicate" my migraine.

'lisciously scribed by Scout's Honor @ 6:36 PM