Listening Ears
My 2nd grader daughter at zoo closing time announcement:
"Mommy, what did they say? I didn't put on my listening ears, so I couldn't understand them."
Um, as opposed to your non-listening ears?! All these years, I never knew she would actually hear me if I suggested she wear different orifices. Geez! Why do the elementary school teachers know this and yet never clue in us parents.
1 Witty Comments For Me:
My question is: Where do kids keep the other pair when not in use? ;D
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