There's another man
Yup, there is another man. He's got bedroom brown eyes like CG. He sleeps with me nightly and follows me around wherever I go. He protects me and keeps me safe. And he's been living with me since CG was deployed in the Sinai in B.F. Egypt.
No, not CG Replicant, silly. It's my monstrously cute wuppy-dog. Right now he has his warm, heavy head on my left foot whilst I sit here on the couch in the living room. He may have terrible manners even after the 8 years we've had him, but he is such a sweetheart.
CG thinks I got Seb to replace him. So not true. Sebbie just called out to my heart when I was with a friend at the pound. I even went back for Seb after I was too slow to adopt him the first time and someone adopted him and then returned him.
Seb's main purpose in life, like today with CG on trip, is to keep me safe. I'd love to see anyone try to take on this man-hating, woman loving canine. Did I mention he 80 lbs. of sheer rippling muscles and long teeth? Okay, I don't think the teeth weigh that much. Just trying to scare you!
So today Seb, you rock! I almost forgive you for sleeping on CG's side of the bed last week. You man whore!
1 Witty Comments For Me:
You let him sleep on my side of the bed? That's pretty bad. There'd better not be any cracker crumbs in there.
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