Ga-zillionaire in the Making

My blog is worth $1,693.62.
How much is your blog worth?

I just stumbled upon this calculator. Wow! A whole $1600 bucks for 3 months of work. Does that make me employed? Gah!

Where do I get this $1600? We could really use it! We are working on a bitchin' kitchen (granite, new cabinets, new 6 burner stove)--you know the kind that requires a home equity loan the size of which most family of eight in third world countries can live a life time on. Me Guilty? Nah, I'm Republican.

Now, my next step is take over the blog world, because, shit, Dooce is worth $2.8 million people! Need to bitch more about the Mormons especially my family, less about what I like about my husband, talk more about how my husband gropes me, and get that script for a Zoloft and Prozac cocktail. I guess I can't doing anything about going to BYU or living in Utah. I was presented that option as a youn 'un (full ride by parents) or pay my own way to Berkeley. Fuck! Who knew choosing a quality education over being mind-fucked would have cost $2.8 ! Instead, I chose Berkeley, so CG could pay off my student loans while I raise our three spawn in style in our soon-to-be bitchin kitchen.

Oh, yeah! Dooce takes lots of pics of her dog and says fuck a lot. Yup. I've got that one down. Happy Friday.

'lisciously scribed by Scout's Honor @ 8:36 AM