Saturday, January 27, 2007

Separated at Birth ?!?

So let's chat about hotness is presidential candidates, shall we? Got your dry double cappuccino handy?






The idea of Obama's hottness actually translating into dumb voters voting for him based on his looks bothers me a tad. Given he does have a tight body and high cheek bones, but are those very same high cheek bones going to lead this Iraqi snarl to peace, eh? (Sorry for the eh? I've been hanging out with too many Canadians) I agree with Green Republican that I never would have seen Obama as hot because, well, he is a Democrat (hiss). Yet now, because of Mark, I see the light. He could be a young Harry Belafonte's doppelganger with hints of Denzell and a splash of Sydney Poitier. Really these cuties could have been separated at birth.





Okay, you got me. I could only make this pic of Harry 'the commy' Belafonte palatable because there's a hot pic of Charleton Heston with him. Now, he was hot. ( Rawr, go NRA.) Anyway, in the pre-Venezuela Harry's honor, here's a favorite video.


Let's hope Obama is sooo hottt that voters don't take him seriously. You know, like that JFK dude. (sigh)....Well, a Republican girl can hope, can't she? However, based on studies, people usually think good looking and taller men are smarter, more confident, more hireable, etc. This will, I hope, spell doom for Hillary, but doesn't really help Republicans in situations where dumb blond voters play eeenie-meanie-minie-moe.

So now it's up to us to glamorize our Republican hott... um... Rudolph Guiliani or Senator McCain. Swan producers where are you when we need you? Sorry, chuckle stuck in my throat here. I think those fine, upstanding Republicans need minimum 20 plastic surgery procedures. You know, about as many as Hillary has had.

Here's a cute one of Guiliani all dolled up. He looks as legit as Hillary's face of silly putty:




As for Harry, I prefer to remember him as in the below video and not for the ass-clown he's become. Let's hope Obama doesn't follow that career path:





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