Shits and Giggles Part II
So it's been a while since I've revelled in what auspicious searches bring new visitors to my blog. So I did a bit of research at Google Analytics and found some great, thoughtful, mature searches such as:
- stinky seamen
- unhooking bra
- feral shiz us
- divorce crazy lying
- sweaty goat balls
- Whack-A-Mole Baby Float. (why the period? Yo no se!)
- breast a sexualized
- my chemical romance parental concerns (puh-lease!)
- tongue tumor
- medical females bleeding out
- masturbating while breastfeeding (You are one sick mother-fucker! Get help! Still got the shivers on that one!)
I'm just saying, some of you new visitors, well, you just craze-e-e-e. Sick! Sick! Sick! Thanks for the entertainment!
And...drum rolls please...my number one consistent tag that brings daily visitors is DR. Rey and Mormon. Yep, everyone else seems as incredulous as I!!!
4 Witty Comments For Me:
Darling, the word is "semen." I should know.
Sweetheart, I know. These were searches that I cut and pasted straight from Google Analytics. I take no responsibility for the spelling, grammar, or lack of taste.
I have a thought. Maybe they were directed to my blog because of sea men?! Did I mention my dreamy fantasy about sweaty Navy guys and submarines, mayhaps? (Sorry to my real sweetheart, you know only Army guys do it for me! )
As to your "I should know" comment, me thinks you're a troll, but I'll play anyway. Are you infinity experienced with baby batter or were you the person who was searching in the first place for "stinky seamen?"
Lady, I just found your blog by trying to see if Dr Rey is mormon. I saw the last 5 minutes of an episode last night, I have never seen it before, and the guy had just gone to "the cannery". Funny to find out he is LDS which I am as well and that Orson Scott Card was the missionary who brought him to the US (if what I read in Wikepedia is true). By the way, for a non/ex- member, you sure do blog about Mormons a lot. Type in Mormon on a search of your blog and you get more hits then you do on mine. Good luck with that whole not being mormon thing.
Gee, where'd you go? Lean too far to the right and fall over?
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