What's So Funny?!
Me: "No, you can't have another yogurt. Make sure you put your dirty spoon in the refrigerator."
CG, Li'l Man, and PB: (Hysterical Laughter Like Bad Laugh Track From Three's Company)
Me: Wuh? (I look up from editing CG's resume and important shit like that)
CG: She actually put the dirty spoon in the R-E-F-R-I-G-E-R-A-T-O-R.
Me smiling sheepishly: Oh!
Losing my brain, I tell you! But, hey, I've got skills. I have been working all afternoon on CG's resume. It looks bitchin'!!!
No, he's not looking for another job. We LOVE his job. It's awesome and let's him work from home, so he can sexually harass me. No, it's for his MBA application. Yep, CG's going back to school and we are already getting into the rhythm of me writing his papers for his Mechanical Engineering butt, just like old times. No, really, he just needed some friendly editing with the dreaded red pen/laptop --THIS TIME.
P.S. No, the irony of someone who uses bitchin' twice in one post editing a resume is not lost on me. I just can't take editing this blog too seriously, or it's just not fun! I'm even too lazy to use spell check most of the time which is necessary for a someone so seriously lacking in typing skills.
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