Want to Read It From The Beginning?

For a limited time only, to celebrate my 35th birthday and coincidentally, hitting the 3500 visitors mark, the entirety of my blog, in all it's inane blathering glory, is all on one page.

*Read how it started (CG's a story thief).

*Discover how really crazy I am when it comes to roadkill

*See pictures of my disgustingly cute urchins

*Hear about my in-laws

*Hear in minute detail how much my period sucks

*See how limitless-ly I despise Hillary Clinton

*Find out about my Mormon childhood and why I'm agnostic now...

*Discover how many ridiculous typos ONE sleep deprived, bitchalicious mommy can make on a blog

Come one, come all to the conservative, but gay marriage believing, former military officer who graduated from Berkeley, Republican but agnostic, environmentally supportive, former PTA president who talks frankly about marital sex and lack thereof, mother of three's carny circus.

Tickets are FREE!

And hopefully, all the blathering doesn't freeze your hard drive.

'lisciously scribed by Scout's Honor @ 2:45 PM