So it's been a while since I've revelled in what auspicious searches bring new visitors to my blog. So I did a bit of research at Google Analytics and found some great, thoughtful, mature searches such as:
- stinky seamen
- unhooking bra
- feral shiz us
- divorce crazy lying
- sweaty goat balls
- Whack-A-Mole Baby Float. (why the period? Yo no se!)
- breast a sexualized
- my chemical romance parental concerns (puh-lease!)
- tongue tumor
- medical females bleeding out
- masturbating while breastfeeding (You are one sick mother-fucker! Get help! Still got the shivers on that one!)
I'm just saying, some of you new visitors, well, you just craze-e-e-e. Sick! Sick! Sick! Thanks for the entertainment!
And...drum rolls please...my number one consistent tag that brings daily visitors is DR. Rey and Mormon. Yep, everyone else seems as incredulous as I!!!