Flawed Surveys Lead To Substance Abuse
Hold the phones, people. Driving back from swim practice, I got to turn off the blasted DVD and listen to my love, NPR. I may be Republican, but I loves me some NPR.
SEE! I don't discount news sources just because they might have a lefty-agenda like liberals attack FOX news. You see, I came equipped with a brain and a little itty-bit of reason. Combine that with some edu-ma-cation, and I can listen with discerning logic. Did you get all that?!
Besides, their musical vignettes between stories just gives one such a sense of relaxation. And, I hate radio commercials. Nope, not in the market for a guitar at Guitar Center. Or a used car. Or a mattress from Sleep Country USA.
So back to NPR, on comes a report that:
" ONE IN SIX eight graders in Washington have drank alcohol."
Oh, NOES! Holy Shit, Batman! Oh, the beating of chests and wailing of all good mommies across the state! Well, all mommies but me because I'm on to their surveys of middle schoolers. I'm on to their scurvy survey shite. And, yeah, my kid is one of those six and he's only in sixth grade.
Precocious little bugger, isn't he?!
Free-dic-u-lussss!
4 comments:
You crack me up.
And I also hate commercials on the radio -- I've been known to go a little looney after hearing too many Sleep Country ads . . .
10-4 on the flawed survey's. Funny stuff. Found your site via blogrush by the way. Quite entertaining!
still wipwing the tears from my eyes over the cream cheese story. and now this. lmao. Oh and Steve says he sees nothign wrong with the cream cheese in the coffee. He says it's all goign to the same place. I'll trip him next time he walks by. don't worry.
Leave it to our favorite Republican Mommy (okay, my fav, cuz you're the only one I know) to toss out a couple of jabs to the liberal left. I luv this country! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get my toddlers liquid lunch ready...nothing provides for a longer nap than a dab of B&B mixed in their milk!
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