My Buddy...My Buddy..My Buddy and Me
My only brother and I had a rough relationship growing up. Ah sibling rivalry! It's hard to both be rebels in a Mormon family of six kids. Umm...he definitely won.
However, as adults we have a pretty cool, respectful, friendly deal-i-o. Besides, I long ago thought he was punished enough with his first psycho wife to make up for all the crap he put me through. :)
And, he bought me my first 12-pack of beer to take to a party. Big points, big brother. Mega points.
And, he bought me my first 12-pack of beer to take to a party. Big points, big brother. Mega points.
So swinging back to the present, he doesn't email often, but when he does, my eyes perk up.
You see he has a talent for finding the most disgusting of traffic scenes such as real pictures of actual people CUT IN HALF AND DISEMBOWLED from car accidents while texting. He forwards me pictures of athletes taking a leak on the Olympic field. Pictures of pumpkins shaped like sex organs.
Dude, really twisted stuff.
You see he has a talent for finding the most disgusting of traffic scenes such as real pictures of actual people CUT IN HALF AND DISEMBOWLED from car accidents while texting. He forwards me pictures of athletes taking a leak on the Olympic field. Pictures of pumpkins shaped like sex organs.
Dude, really twisted stuff.
Ahhhh... Do you feel the love?
Tonight, he sent me another of his gems. I click with anticipation and a bit of a grimace to discover what awaits me only to find this:
This little animal really exists! It's called a Naked Mole-Rat, from Africa
So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself, remember: Going through life is hard enough, but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible.
Oh! That is so sweet. Thanks big brother! You're a champ. I feel much better! Love you, Kelly!
6 comments:
I am not normally squeamish but... the teeth... ugh...
Knowing you I'm surprised you didn't save this for Valentine's Day!!!
I literally jumped and went to shut the window because I thought you had posted Beau's winkie. Then I saw teeth. lol.
I am new but so glad I discovered you.
A Grandpa to 8 rugrats so I am living the kid thing all over again.
Love your sense of humor---and that of your brother,
gramps
Amelia: Oh, goshsk-gee-willikers! Now I feel like I have to come up with something really twisted for Valentine's Day. Hmmmm..... Do you hear the clicks in my brain?
Helen: Ewww! Um, only someone from STANFURD would post picks of their husband's snausage. Go Bears! By the way, nope, don't know the 'Furd fight song. Or Cal's by the way! Too busy killing babies in uniform to get to many football games.
Gramps: Welcome! By the way, I'm an idiot typer/speller who posts before thinking. I actually come from a family of EIGHT, Not six. Yes, they did teach us math at Berkeley, but I was too busy being a Republican "murderer." Sorry, guess I'm still smarting over that troll. Not!
By the way, if you are in the Seattle area, the Pacific Science Center has a WHOLE colony of these penises with teeth. They actually can close their lips behind those teeth and chew through cinderblocks.
Now, thinking back to Amelia's comment, this makes me want to cross my legs. Oww!
Well, just great...just friggin' GREAT! Just when ya think the basement is safe from invasion by Things That Burrow, ya find out there are creatures that can chew through cinder block. *And* they look like every squeamish bride's nightmare of what she'll have to look at on her wedding night. Thanks a bunch, SH! [ROTFLMAO!]
Seriously now... That has to be one of THE most pathetic looking creatures I've ever seen. Poor thing. Probably best he doesn't get out much.
I once had a hairless rat named Moses. He was sweet and mean all at the same time. Who knew a hairless needed a haired rat to control his body temp. My two supposed males had more rats than I could count.
This was my hubby's idea of a perfect b-day gift.
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