You Know You Want Some
Whooo-weee, my friends. There's nothing finer that biting into a cold bite of piggy, except for my friend Mr. General Tsao.
Can you believe I used to be a meat-is-murder Berkeley vegetarian? Yeah, me neither.
Ok, so those of you that know me in life shaking your heads, stop being such prudes.
I see you Laura, Erin, Debbie, Molly, Andrea, Teri, Lisa, and yes, you my bruddha Kelly. (Are we getting Romper Room Magic Mirror flashbacks yet?)
You know you all like balls in your mouth too. Meat-y balls.
Okay, maybe you don't Kelly. Nope, Kelly likes Shelly with a belly with jelly (snicker). Sorry, I think I just had a flashback of being an eight year old tormented by a brother that called her "Heatherguarde the Elephante." Payback: Dude, I just said you like balls in your mouth.
Everybody, stop yer lurking and leave me a snappy comeback comment or the ball campaign will continue. Must continue.
And, yes, I apologize to my crunchy readers that yes, I just added a million cancer causing dyes and perservatives into my temple of a body (and lots and lots of fat lest we forget). I know, I know. I feel your disapproval Ferbit and Helen. Tsk. Tsk.
Let's not forget that everytime I throw away styrofoam, God kills a kitten. Maybe I need to buy some of those carbon offsetting credits from AL Gore, eh?
Here to make up for my sins, check out this Haagen-Dazs save the honeybees campaign: http://helpthehoneybees.com/#/home/home/ .
Yeah, right-o, without those bees, I never could have eaten today's err...I don't think there was anything naturally produced by honeys. Hmmmm. Errrr...let's save those fuckers anyways. Yeah!
Sorry, feeling very juvenile this morning and no, I haven't been tippling, yet. I promise to be a fine, upstanding PTA Mommy by the time the little darlings come home from school.
Pinky Promise. Toodles.
PS Thanks to my husband for bringing me home some balls to lick bringing home take-out Chinese. To be continued, my friends.
10 comments:
You know I love me some sweet n' sour!
There is nothing better than left-over Chinese food . . . well, maybe but darn it's good! :)
I prefer cold pizza, straight from the fridge. Canadian Bacon and Pineapple. Not the crap you get here, Ham and Pineapple. No, I want real Canadian Bacon and Pineapple, from the fridge, for breakfast.
while i agree that cold chinese is something to aspire to, my favorite is cold porkchops and applesauce. there's just nothing better for breakfast!
heidianne jackson
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It wasn't disappoval so much as me fighting back the urge to heave. i'm not an ethical vegetarian. :P
Carrie: Yep, my feelings exactly.
Not a granny: I like the Canadian Bacon only on the Eggs Benedict. Pineapple does not belong on pizza in my house. Ham...meh!
Heidianne: Girl, you are giving my ideas. I usually make a sandwhich with it. Haven't had them with applesauce in years. Mmmm...My mom used to make them that way. My mouth just watered. Ok, meat craving alert. I was feeling so proud of my lightly tossed pasta with tomato sauce with an apple.
Helen: Come to the dark side, my friend. We are waiting here with juicy lamb kabobs and crispy-skinned, succulent duck breasts. Come to me.
I never accused you of ethics. You know we Republican don't have ethics. Nope we are murderers, so get on the train, my friend.
Chirp. Chirp.
Still waiting.
BTW, Scratching my head... The question must be asked, what kind of veggie are you?
if one is not an ethical vegetarian i believe (but i could be wrong) that it means they don't eat meat because they don't want to not because they believe it's unethical...
Bleck!
Although it's rare for us to go out to chinese food, that's totally what hubby would order... then he always attempts to give bites to the girls. All the while attempting to ignore my disapproving glares.
I usually order some sort of soup. And I know it's a bit neurotic, but then all I can think about is the fact that it's probably soup loaded with MSG... because even if the restaurant "boasts" not adding MSG, most of their products already contain MSG.
I know, I'm weird and I totally drive hubby nuts, but he loves me anyway. :) I'd much rather stay home and make a yummy, healthy soup from scratch. :)
Leighann: That's for the education. It's unfathomable that someone would NOT want to eat just beacuse they don't want meat. What is the world coming to??
Ferbit: Woman, you crazy! Seriously, soup is good food, but it's pretty funny you husband slips them a little junk on the side. Just think of MSG as a holistic Botox. Why not preserve the whole body while eating tasty tidbits?
leighann: Errr...I meant thanks. My brain, as always, is simply not working in conjunction with my peck and type fingers.
For starters, I have absolutely no comment about the gelatinous balls.
Secondly, you can no longer claim that I am lurking. I figured out how to log on and even post a comment. All of course, while the Littlest Trouble Maker is trying to kick the computer out of my lap. So no more name calling!
I don't check in every day, or even every week, but I always make sure to catch up on missed blogs. And... as rude and crude as they sometimes may be, I always enjoy the reading material.
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