Saturday, August 16, 2008

Flickr Dominatrix: Twisted Beauties



CG takes horrendous pictures of me and, crazy man that he is, thinks they are beautiferous and wants to share them with the world.


I used to have shit-fit hissies about what he would post. He'd find me on my worst day with seeds in my teeth, hair matted, and banjo music twanging and think the pictures produced were artsy.


HA!


So now, I have final say on all pics that make it public into his flickr stream. He dutifully submitted 10 or so pics yesterday. Only the two below made the cut. I am sure you are thinking, girl, you chose the one that perfectly highlights your double chin and flat chest on your birthday:

Or better yet, the one with your best scowl that makes your pores look like gaping holes the entire cast of Project Runway could fit into:

But honestly, these were the best two and CG was having a hissy about how I never let him post pics of me.

And now, my friends, you know why.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and see that guy reflected in my sunglasses lenses? He's got a pretty twisted eye, but I am thankful his love makes me beautiful to him.

9 comments:

Beau said...

Yes, I think you are very beautiful.

I see my wife playfully squeezing her squishy present, in the same way that she would play with her breasts.

I see my reflection in her glasses.

I see love.

Whit said...

You're married to The Punisher?

Nice pics. I don't see what you do, but I understand it. I hate every picture of myself.

Beau said...

The Punisher. Yeah. Whit, you kick ass!

Erik said...

they're certainly good pictures - and the new do does look good :)

And Böh as the Punisher? Close, but not quite....

Amelia said...

*blah blah blah*

You're lovely! I have a black and white picture of you in my flickr favs, it's a great photo!

Scout's Honor said...

CG/Beau: Ahhh! Love you too, my delusional sweetheart.

Whit: Good to see I'm not alone hating every pic.

As for the punisher, hehehe, you made my husband's day and got a "whuh?" look from me. I had never heard of the Punisher and mentioned this to CG who immediately felt he needed to enlighten me on this sorely lacking portion of my edu-meh-cation.

Erik: Thanks. You're wrong, but thanks.:)

Amelia: Again wrong, but thanks.

Scout's Honor said...

CG/Beau: Ahhh! Love you too, my delusional sweetheart.

Whit: Good to see I'm not alone hating every pic.

As for the punisher, hehehe, you made my husband's day and got a "whuh?" look from me. I had never heard of the Punisher and mentioned this to CG who immediately felt he needed to enlighten me on this sorely lacking portion of my edu-meh-cation.

Erik: Thanks. You're wrong, but thanks.:)

Amelia: Again wrong, but thanks.

imhelendt said...

LOVE the spidey hair BTW!

Scout's Honor said...

Helen: Cool! Never thought of it as Spidey hair. It actually has toned down a bit and has played well in the 'hood. Who knew!

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