He said, "Mommy, I was too lazy to get my own band aid so I used a paper towel and tape." Yes, I vaguely remember hearing tape being used.
More like lazy mommy. Yes, my friends, it's time for another Pin Up Mommy of the Year Award.
"My six year uses scotch tape to dress his own boo-boos."
On the bright side, he has a bright future in the medical profession, eh? Hastily improvised self-medicining just makes a mother proud.
Apathy, thy name is Motherhood at the end of summer vacation...