Filthy Husband
My husband roasted some butternut squash over three weeks ago and then threw it in a large gallon ziploc.
Scrounging for food last night on a fend for yourself, 'cause I'm not making dinner, still feeling sick and now I have cramps and a cold sore day, he seriously asked me:
"Do you think this squash is still good?"
WTF?
Without hesitation, I yell, "As always, what would your mother do? When you figure it out, do the opposite."
My Polish mother in-law has some of the worst food handling habits on Earth.
Back to my husband: My friends? I posit that this is why I think I have been so sick. Seriously. the man picks dropped food off the floor and puts it in the pot. He eats rotten food.
He never takes his dirty shoes off in our white carpeted house and spreads filth and vermin. A little over the top, you think? I saw a story on the news a few days ago that said one's vacuum beater bar has more germs, bacteria, e coli and feces than a public toilet. Nice, eh? They said the way to combat it is to take off one's shoes in one's home. He refuses.
See he spreads vermin and disease. What's worse?
He has crabs.
Yes, you heard me, crabs.
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Scrounging for food last night on a fend for yourself, 'cause I'm not making dinner, still feeling sick and now I have cramps and a cold sore day, he seriously asked me:
"Do you think this squash is still good?"
WTF?
Without hesitation, I yell, "As always, what would your mother do? When you figure it out, do the opposite."
My Polish mother in-law has some of the worst food handling habits on Earth.
Back to my husband: My friends? I posit that this is why I think I have been so sick. Seriously. the man picks dropped food off the floor and puts it in the pot. He eats rotten food.
He never takes his dirty shoes off in our white carpeted house and spreads filth and vermin. A little over the top, you think? I saw a story on the news a few days ago that said one's vacuum beater bar has more germs, bacteria, e coli and feces than a public toilet. Nice, eh? They said the way to combat it is to take off one's shoes in one's home. He refuses.
See he spreads vermin and disease. What's worse?
He has crabs.
Yes, you heard me, crabs.
Need proof?
See:
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5 Witty Comments For Me:
Boys are dirty creatures...and that doesn't change when they grow up.
Why do we still love them anyway? Don't know. If you figure it out, let me know. Then maybe I can tolerate my filthy husband.
well, of course dropped food can go in the pot - if it's still gonna get boiled, then its self-sterilizing...
OMG..is that a Dungeness crab??? I so miss Dungeness crab...fresh!!
"He never takes his dirty shoes off in our white carpeted house and spreads filth and vermin."
How dreadful! He really needs to change his ways.
I have an whole blog about removing shoes in homes: Shoes Off at the Door, Please
You might want to direct him there.
I have been able to think about nothing else but filthy floors since I saw this. Thank you for feeding my OCD. We don't wear shoes on our carpets, now we won't be wearing them on the floor either.
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