United States of Motherhood: Google I Love You!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Google I Love You!

CG has been saying for years that Gorillas don't have opposable thumbs.

I always doubted him.

I'm no monkey expert, but I thought all primates had 'em. How could they grab branches after all? The difference was today I decided to Google it while he was still talking.

Jibber jabber.

I was right. He was wrong.

High on my intellectual authority I Googled his practice of freezing batteries.

Uhhhh, wrong! Only if we were over 100 degrees for an entire year would we lose an negligible 5% of an alkaline battery. Not likely in Seattle or anywhere really except Egypt.

I was dizzy.

What else could I prove him wrong on?

Ah, yes 4X4's don't work on ice.

Suddenly, I see his face.

Okay, I am a bitch. Google is bad for the marriage.

I've got to leave the man some illusions...

So I can prove him wrong another day.


My intellectual authority is going to get me thrown out of the Fish Taco shack tonight.

Blog Notes: thx for the pic courtesy of by lucianvenutian


Ghost|BTFH said...

It's embarrassing when a computer geek fails so miserably at trivial knowledge.

Here's a fun one, especially with your location (I used to live in Bellingham, myself): Do seagulls explode if you feed them alka-seltzer?

Eudea-Mamia said...

I LOVE Google! It's my own personal dictionary.

The things I Google to make sure I'm spelling the word correctly. Let's just say, the computer forensics team would have a hell of a time trying to figure out how it all links.

P.S. did you know opossums have opposable thumbs? And yes I did just have to Google that to make sure I spelled it correctly.

Related Posts Widget for Blogs by LinkWithin