Google I Love You!
CG has been saying for years that Gorillas don't have opposable thumbs.
I always doubted him.
I'm no monkey expert, but I thought all primates had 'em. How could they grab branches after all? The difference was today I decided to Google it while he was still talking.
Jibber jabber.
I was right. He was wrong.
High on my intellectual authority I Googled his practice of freezing batteries.
Uhhhh, wrong! Only if we were over 100 degrees for an entire year would we lose an negligible 5% of an alkaline battery. Not likely in Seattle or anywhere really except Egypt.
I was dizzy.
What else could I prove him wrong on?
Ah, yes 4X4's don't work on ice.
Suddenly, I see his face.
Okay, I am a bitch. Google is bad for the marriage.
I've got to leave the man some illusions...
So I can prove him wrong another day.
Heh!
My intellectual authority is going to get me thrown out of the Fish Taco shack tonight.
Blog Notes: thx for the pic courtesy of by lucianvenutian
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2 Witty Comments For Me:
It's embarrassing when a computer geek fails so miserably at trivial knowledge.
Here's a fun one, especially with your location (I used to live in Bellingham, myself): Do seagulls explode if you feed them alka-seltzer?
I LOVE Google! It's my own personal dictionary.
The things I Google to make sure I'm spelling the word correctly. Let's just say, the computer forensics team would have a hell of a time trying to figure out how it all links.
P.S. did you know opossums have opposable thumbs? And yes I did just have to Google that to make sure I spelled it correctly.
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