CG has been saying for years that Gorillas don't have opposable thumbs.
I always doubted him.
I'm no monkey expert, but I thought all primates had 'em. How could they grab branches after all? The difference was today I decided to Google it while he was still talking.
I was right. He was wrong.
High on my intellectual authority I Googled his practice of freezing batteries.
Uhhhh, wrong! Only if we were over 100 degrees for an entire year would we lose an negligible 5% of an alkaline battery. Not likely in Seattle or anywhere really except Egypt.
I was dizzy.
What else could I prove him wrong on?
Ah, yes 4X4's don't work on ice.
Suddenly, I see his face.
Okay, I am a bitch. Google is bad for the marriage.
I've got to leave the man some illusions...
So I can prove him wrong another day.
My intellectual authority is going to get me thrown out of the Fish Taco shack tonight.
Blog Notes: thx for the pic courtesy of by lucianvenutian