Swimming in Fish Taco Buffets

CG asks me out of the blue who was President in 1958.

Uhhh.....

It's been so long since those bits of trivia where accessed from this noggin of fluff that once was a Berkeley Poli Sci major's cranium.

I swear I heard reluctant creaking between my ears and blue screens of 'dows doom flashed hard disk error in front of my decrepit orbs.

Wait for it.....wait for it...

"Ummm, Eisenhower, I think?"

CG asks if that was before or after FDR.

That was easy.

"After."

I then quickly Googled it.

I was right. I was not humble in my triumph. I might have done a jiggy dance.

CG says dryly, "Congratulations, my dear, you are well on your way to getting more oral sex."

Yep, I got hooked. He played me.

The opportunist was throwing my conversation right back at me. I mentioned to him a blog earlier in the day:

Penelope Trunk's Brazen Careerist:
"High-income women get more oral sex. Maybe."

I relayed to him that results indicated that the higher the level of education and higher the salary a woman has, the more oral sex she gets.

Hmmm...I got me sum edumacation, but I am still facked on the salary.

I've made enough for two, count them, t-w-o, delicious dinners of Chipotle burritos for my family from my Blogherads. Google Ads might one day spring for a side of churros, but it's unlikely.

Sadly, not enough for getting fish tacos eaten according to the study.

Buh.duh.dump!

Seriously, I am swimming in fish taco buffets and CG wants you all to know it,my friends because more important than a woman's salary or education is the quality of mate she chooses.

And CG? You're quality goods. I think I'll keep you. You are my Mr. Fish Taco. The El Cajon de Fish Taco. I know anytime I need some nibbling on fish tacos, you are my guy.

Come hither my fish taco lov-ah!

Blog Notes: Thx for the pic courtesy of by Wha'ppen.