Santa brings the kids and yes even the parents the sugary junk cereal that this mom absolutely refuses to buy the rest of the year.
Now I remember why. Eating sample bowls of Froot Loops, Cocoa Puffs, Captain Crunch, Fruity and Cocoa Pebbles, Lucky Charms, Trix, and Cookie Crisp makes my stomach ache.
This year he got confused and brought everything he could find and now we are all sick to our stomach of Lucky Charms and Cocoa Puffs. Yep, bad Santa. Very bad Santa. He's going to get our dentist bills.
Guess what Santa also forgot. Yep, this mom had only two gallons of milk and 4 days later?
It's long gone.
So we've made do with the whipping cream left over from pie.
I am sure eggnog has been attempted.
Why not go to the grocery store? That would be too easy.
Instead, another memory that is not mine is flitting in my head. CG remembers a fabled vacation to his grandparents were he "tricked" them into believing he and his sister only used ice cream for their cereal.
I just tricked the kids into thinking ice cream for breakfast was a good idea.
It did not take much convincing. Heh!
Froot Loops and Dreyer's Slow Churned Vanilla Bean ice cream? Good.
Cocoa Pebbles and Dreyer's Slow Churned Vanilla Bean ice cream? A-ma-zing. Seriously. Try it.
As for that bad Santa, we gave him this minty delight cuppycake with the full fat eggnog below on Christmas Eve with a handful of extra sugary kisses on the side.
I'm sure he has his own dental bill to pay. Ouch!