Monday, March 8, 2010

Revenge Best Served Gold, Threesomes, Flyaways, & Not So Classy Oscar Moments

I only saw a few of the movies nominated...Avatar (Boo!), The Hurt Locker (Yay! Stick it to James, Kathryn), and UP!


Yes, it was revenge best served gold for this divorced couple. James' ego needed a comeuppance.

I tweeted throughout.  So many tweets. Very little about actual films.

What? The Oscars are about movies? The hell you say.

Whatever. Fashion was what I was all about.  Sandra Bullock looked so fantastically dreamy:


As did Kate Winslet:

 


Then came the eyebrows raises.  As in what happened to your hair SJP:

And your hair Rachel McAdams:

 

It's hard to tell here, but on the podium presenting with a dark background, my thoughts leaned towards the mussed prom night hair when your boyfriend tackles you in the backseat.

Oh the thousands of dollars you ladies paid to have wispy, frizzy flyaways looking like you'd been rode hard and put away wet. I kept thinking invest in some serum, hair balm, hairspray....something.

Then I saw Zac also looking mussed and rode hard:


...And it all made sense.

All three presenters.  Must have been intimately crowded backstage.

Mussed threesome.  FF.

Go cougars!  Heh.

My one disappointment was in Hillary Swank.  There she stood on some red carpet to a party last night talking about in her words, "What a classy event it was."


Oh, Hillary.  What a mis-step. Always so beautiful and classy, now it must be said always so beautiful and usually so classy. She looked like a Bond Girl that simply needed one accessory...a tramp stamp tattoo.

Your thoughts?

9 comments:

iwalkiwrite said...

Who dressed hilary, or rather fogot too?

Deb said...

So what happens when Hilary sits down? Where does the vest GO? She's the only actress to WIN two Best Actress Oscars in the last ten years, and this is how she arrives? She should have borrowed some of the extra layers from Vera Farmiga's dress and fashioned a shawl or something when she arrived and saw that she was LESS DISCREET THAN MARIAH CAREY. Now that's a red flag.

zuperzee said...

Hmm, did she want to follow in JLo's footsteps when she wore that green dress that was taped to her body? Yikes!

As far as SJP goes, I actually kinda like the wispy hair. Mainly because that's what my hair looks like when I throw it up in a bun and rush out of the house on an errant. Only my bun never looks quite as perfect as hers does. :-)

practical(ly) Mom(me) said...

You ain't kiddin'! But she did put some care into her hair at least.
chuckles darling,
sychazo!

JamaGenie said...

That thing HS was *almost* wearing was totally inappropriate for a two-time Best Actress.

Note to Hilary: if an outfit requires more than one tube of surgical glue to keep its parts in place, get a different designer!

Dumblond said...

I wanted to smack the crap out of SJP. She must be the dumbest woman alive if she thought that leaving the house with that hair was a good idea.
And wow. Hillary Swank looked more trampy than Queen Floozy Mariah Carey.
I was very happy to see that not only did Kathryn Bigelow won for both Director and Best Picture, but that James Cameron was right behind her!! Front and center for the award he didn't win! I thought Avatar was a very entertaining movie and definitely deserved the visual effects Oscar that it got, but not the big two. Any of those other nominees deserved it more.

Fran Magbual said...

SJP must have missed her appt. with the hairdresser! When she walked up on stage to present I'm pretty sure I gasped out loud. I predict that some stylist is looking for a new client today. :-)

As for Hillary? I have no words that do her dress more justice than trashy, so we'll stick with that.

carrie said...

Loved Sandra Bullock's look also but yes, Hillary...how did you keep you aeroleas covered?

That's all I got. Heh.

Jennifer G. said...

Holy crap! How did I miss HER outfit? And yes, the wacky hair was distracting. JLo. as well.

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