Tit for Tat: Who's Grosser Than Gross?
My husband CG has a naughty sense of humor. One of the many reasons I love him.He also loves sharing restaurant reviews and recipes to me all day while he sits in his office {finger quote} working {finger quote}.
I sit here at the kitchen table between {finger quote} loads of laundry and mothering and blogging deadlines {finger quote} and share back.
He shared this with me last night:
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book! "
"2 cups polenta (not quick cooking---good things take time, like LOVVVE)
2 tsps salt (don't use Kosher salt---Jews are nice, but they're not Scientologists!)
8 cups water (preferably water that hasn't been placed near any anti-depressants. Those are so unnecessary.)
1 placenta"
So my friends, Seminal Fluid Pudding or Placent-ahh Polent-ah?
We both think the other won for who's grosser than gross. Follow the links, we'll wait.
{Tapping finger}
M'kay, you're back? Okay, y'all call it. Which makes you gag more?
Who's grosser than gross?
By the way, feel free to join in the contest in your comments. What's the worst recipe you have ever seen?
9 comments:
Looks like a tie to me!
Any tie-breaker ideas? Not from me!
Bon appetit!
CCR
=:~)
I'm going w/ TIE... in that they are BOTH equally grosser than gross.
Well, the semen recipe made me feel queasy, while the placenta recipe made me laugh. So, I'm going to have to say semen for the win!
both are grosser than gross, but you'd have to chew a placenta, so that would be grosser
I imagine you could slow cook a placenta.
Mmmmm pulled polenta sandwiches?
As for you voting ties, sooo diplomatic. Sheesh!
~Scout
well..stepping out on a limb here..i'd ten times rather swallow than to chew that...gag..left over womb material..better the before than the after...
Not sure who's grosser, but completely sure you two were made for each other!!
How about both of you are just nasty.
I got to give more props to CG. I've actually heard of people eating the placenta...never heard of making a flan with man-juice. That's just sick and wrong.
HAHAHAHAHA I've totally seen that book before!
On the inside cover it says something like "all recipes have been taste-tested by the author and author's friends." REALLY?! I really don't know if my friends would taste-test SEMEN with me, LOL!
it also says something like "never serve someone a recipe made with semen without telling them first."
yes, definitely, please :P
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