United States of Motherhood: Another Friday Night Funny: Extraneous Lyrics

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Another Friday Night Funny: Extraneous Lyrics

Stressed out? Holidays getting you down?

Me too.

Too much to do and no motivation. No tree up still. House a mess. No menu planned. Cold sores from financial stress. Doctor says I need to go in for a liver biopsy. Sigh...

There's something to be said for playing ostrich.

Put your head in the sand.

Take a break.

The wrapping can wait.

The house doesn't need to be clean.

Grab some wine and enjoy:


Now take a deep breath. Feel better? I do too. Glad to help! Now go extraneously procreate with your significant others like bunnies.

Happy holidays, my friends.

PS Still not smiling? I dare you not to smile to this one:

1 comment:

Abby said...

Nice! Happy holidays to everyone!

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