United States of Motherhood: Bahfuckinghumbug

Wednesday, December 8, 2010


Yeah, I will say it again. Bahfuckinghumbug. How could you Macy's? How could you toss a 20 year Santa of your employee out on the street weeks before Christmas over a silly joke that wasn't even offensive?

I know. It must have been because some elitest, meany, humorless adults that shouldn't have been sitting on a Santa's lap anyway have not the slightest inclination to smile at a silly, harmless joke.

Viva Santa John!!

1 comment:

Amelia said...

I will say the dude should not have been fired. Although the whole sitting on Santa's lap as an adult thing IS new to me. Except for an unpleasant event at an office Christmas party in Dec '04 when I temping. Put a Santa hat on a 50 year-old accounts manager and WHOA he's invincible. And grabby. And can run faster than you think.

But, in general, if you are an adult and sitting on Santa's lap, all voluntarily-like, you should chill out and be open minded. Because WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

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