He said he had something "sticky" on his finger...
Soooo of course he licked it?! Seriously? Ewww! Who licks sticky substances of unknown origins in a house with three children??
Turns out it was laundry soap that he had closed moments before, but I think it's still a good thing.
If I need to pucker up to that mouth, that apparently licks anything sticky in this house, he damn well better sanitize it. We won't even discuss his 2,589 second rule of food on the ground.
Husbands are gross! It's official.