Friday, April 8, 2011

Teenagers: Much have you to learn...


My teenager is watching TV tonight. A Cialis Ad for erectile dysfunction comes on.

Eldest: Whoa! 'Seek help if you have an erection for 4 hours??'

We look over at him. {eyebrows raised} He has our attention.

Eldest: I consider it an emergency if I have an erection longer than 10 minutes.

Us, His Parents: Bwahahahaha


Oh, ho young padawan.


The Force is not yet within you strong.


Much have you to learn...


Note: Yes, I have my son's express permission to write about this--that's the way we roll!

7 comments:

Veronica said...

This made me laugh!

Stasha said...

Oh dear, may the force be with you!

mommysparadise said...

Boy oh boy, just don't tell him how many times he's going to be able to in 4 hr, but he will learn by himself. Thankfully I have long 'peaceful' years ahead of me, my boy is only 2 1/2 yo but I know his time will come too.

Anonymous said...

My son is 10. He will look at us, shake his head and say "Weidos" with a heavy sigh. You'd think he was put upon or something ;)

Beki

Delishhh said...

Very funny! Nice meeting you and your writing cracks me up!

Anonymous said...

That is classic and soooo funny! I Stumbled onto your blog.

Scout's Honor said...

Thanks guys. It sounds lie you all have your hands full with similar little characters like mine. Sometimes I don't think he realizes how funny he is. :)

~Scout

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