United States of Motherhood: June 2011

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Get Out: Another Wiener Politican By Name of Hamerlinck

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Just when I thought there could be no bigger wiener than Wiener, along comes this utter prick:





Seriously, I don't care if you are a Republican or Democrat--you will treat your constituents with respect. These college kids have every right--and certainly more than most lobbies--to come ask for a piece of the pie. All this Senator had to do was say thank you for your time. I appreciate your enthusiasm and we will consider your position.

Instead, he says this in a dripping with contempt tone:

"I do not like it when students actually come here and lobby me for funds. That's just my opinion. I want to wish you guys the best. I want you to go home and graduate. But this political fear, leave the circus to us OK? Go home and enjoy yourselves. I want to thank you for joining us and though I have to concede, your time speaking before us is kind of a tad intense. It's probably a pretty new experience. You probably prepared for it for days and you sat there in front of us trying to make sure your remarks were just right, and that's a good thing. But actually spending your time worrying about what we're doing up here, I don't want you to do that. Go back home. Thanks guys."
Seriously, you are telling your constituents and voters to go home? No wonder some people see conservatives as out of touch.

Senator SHAWN HAMERLINCK? I am ashamed I share the same party as you.





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Ranter Beware: It CAN Be Used for a Publicly Humiliating & Highly Entertaining PSA Video




eVEr gOnE aLL aNGry bIRD ON sOMEOnE'S aSs? Ever rant? Come on, we all have. Whether it be getting cut in front on the freeway or the poor service at a restaurant. What about a craptacular teacher that has been inflicted on your child? EVER GONE ALL ANGRY-BIRD ON the principal? Guilty! Even recently, I ranted on my blog about my Panda Express drive-thru experience. It's a stress release and some small part of me wanted to be treated with a little more respect as a customer. I felt wronged and wanted to be heard.

I imagine the same holds true for this young woman:

"A young woman, who supposedly did not know she should not text in a theater. She claimed she was using her muted phone's light to find her seat. After two warnings, she was ejected without a refund. Her response was an angry, dim-witted, crass and hilarious voice message...which the theater has promptly turned into a PUBLIC PSA not only at their theater, but on YOUTUBE. "

Ouch!

Yes, ranter beware....



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Monday, June 6, 2011

Holy Whining Weiners, Batman



Well, blow me down! The weiner actually did it. No joke, Rep. Anthony Weiner actually sent that notorious tweet of his penis to a young co-ed.

WTF! Seriously? I knew something was not right, but seriously? Now it comes out he had relationships with six women online with which his wife had knowledge.

From Mashable:

"Admitting that he had “not been honest with myself, my family and my constituents,” Rep. Anthony Weiner has confessed at a press conference that he sent via Twitter the picture that has captivated Washington for the past week — and that he lied about his account being hacked."

He claims it was "joke" and after sending it to Seattle student Gennette Cordova , he panicked and tried to delete it.

This was me doing a dumb thing, doing it repeatedly and then lying about it.


Ya think? dumb? I would say catastrophically moronic more closely fits the bill!!! Thank the baby cheezus, it looks like the wife will not be standing by her man, no matter than she is the #1 aid for Hillary Clinton.

Ironic, no?

Even more ironic, the cheating, lying, lewd Democratic politician insists that he will not be resigning, and that he would be “fighting very hard” to be reelected in 2012.

Yes, you heard me right. He thinks someone will still vote for him after lying repeatedly to the American public and his wife.

Can he be trusted? Would you still vote for him???

Update: Some people of a liberal persuasion have called foul by mention Vitter--another cheating politician of a Republican persuasion.

David Vitter is a dog! I couldn't care which political affiliation these cheating politicians are. Let’s add Arnold is disgusting.

Here is the difference:
Vitter and Ahh-nold cheated with consensual adults. This guy sent an UNSOLICITED AND UNWELCOME PICTURE OF HIS PENIS TO A YOUNG WOMAN beside the usual philandering. Very different and way up there on the creepy scale, dontchathink?

Friday, June 3, 2011

Why I Now Totally Want To Cheat on My Husband and Make out With A Seal

Seal meets girl. Seal falls in love with girl. The end. from Bob Dobalina on Vimeo.

Giveaway: And We Have a Weiner....Errr winner

Nope, that title was not a wiener joke. Nope. Not all all. I cannot say that with all certitude though...snerk!

Back on track, I am super excited to announce the winner of my Strawberry Giveaway with gift card to Academy.com, compliments of California Giant Berry Farms.

First, I want to thank all 37 comments, follows, tweets, and reviews on both blogs. I loved all the strawberry suggestions. I wanted each and every one of you to win! Alas, there can only be one...

After throwing all entries on a spreadsheet and then using random.org to randomly generate a sequence, the winner was #4 which was this comment:


Lisa said...

I would keep it simple. Wash the strawberries and haul them upstairs so I could nibble on them while having a relaxing bath. Just gotta talk hubby into reinstalling the bathroom door so the kids will leave me alone...

P.S. Had I known that serious bloggers get free stuff, I might have taken my blogging more seriously!

Whoop! Congrats Lisa!!

Besides being a kickass mom that blogs at Just This Side of Crazy, Lisa is a great friend I made at our co-op pre-school.

Her daughter and Li'l Man were buds when they were four...sniffle. I cannot believe it's been five years already!





Want another chance to win something? I was fortunate to have been chosen by BlogHer to interview Stephanie Hamm, mother to Olympic soccer great, Mia Hamm in conjunction with being on BlogHer's Gatorade Sport Mom Panel. Go check it out.



Did I mention a comment, tweet, etc. will enter you in a $100 Dick's Sporting Good Gift Card. That my friends is a lot of goggles, shin guards, or running shorts!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

CafeMom's The Stir: Virginity Checks, Medical Rape, & Egypt...Ugh!

"Because we all know that women who (gasp) have been sexually active can't be raped, right? Is anyone else feeling sick to their stomach? Holding their daughter closer? Thanking their lucky stars they weren't given a forced pelvic exam when they went to their last political gathering?"


Have I mentioned you can vote daily for little ol' me at Top Political Mom Blogger at Circle of Moms?

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Thanks so much for all your votes already. I feel like such a big girl blogger! Heh!




Today is the last day to enter in my contest for fresh, juicy strawberries and a $25 gift card delivered to your door?

Go leave a comment, tweet, share, or do that thing you do both at United States of Motherhood AND at my new review blog, United States of Motherhood Reviews.

Nom, nom berries, my friends! Compliments of California Giant Berry Farms.




Finally, I was fortunate to have been chosen by BlogHer to interview Stephanie Hamm, mother to Olympic soccer great, Mia Hamm in conjunction with being on BlogHer's Gatorade Sport Mom Panel. Go check it out.



Did I mention a comment, tweet, etc. will enter you in a $100 Dick's Sporting Good Gift Card. That my friends is a lot of goggles, shin guards, or running shorts!


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