My New Aversion Diet Plan: Watch Strange Addiction Before a Meal
Oh, hello there! I hope you have not eaten lunch yet. I have something special just for you as a pre-digestive aid:
"The tissue is here, in my hand...and I get busy..."
"My toenails are my babies"
Yep, soooo not hungry now. You either? You are most welcome. Welcome to Scout's Aversion diet!
Ok, now off to work on my bulimic diet with Bob Harper. Glad to have been of service!
Anyone else feel this overwhelming urge as a parent or rational human being to sneak into these women's homes with an industrial strength toe nail clipper and nail file???!!
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