Lizards Making Love: Have a Naughty, Naughty Turtle Week-End, Y'all
I was chatting with my sister the other day. Somehow we got on the subject of the lizards in her neighbors' backyard having sex...except all I heard was the neighbors and sex. When she told me she got her kids to watch her neighbors having sex, I gasped.
This is my pretty conservative, very religious (and much loved) sister. So not in character, I just continued to gasp and giggle and chuckle...and only be a little...okay a lot shocked at her voyeurism.
It was even better when we finally cleared up that we were talking about lizards on the neighbor's backyard.
Yep, chalk one up again to my hilarious hearing loss.
In the meantime, I was inspired. Truly inspired. To Google all sorts of beasties in the wild to visualize how backyardigan creatures get it on.
I discovered lizard love making, while interesting, did not hold a candle to turtles....very loud turtles. Enjoy:
She was like, "No really. They were going at it. Hard."
This is my pretty conservative, very religious (and much loved) sister. So not in character, I just continued to gasp and giggle and chuckle...and only be a little...okay a lot shocked at her voyeurism.
It was even better when we finally cleared up that we were talking about lizards on the neighbor's backyard.
Yep, chalk one up again to my hilarious hearing loss.
In the meantime, I was inspired. Truly inspired. To Google all sorts of beasties in the wild to visualize how backyardigan creatures get it on.
I discovered lizard love making, while interesting, did not hold a candle to turtles....very loud turtles. Enjoy:
Here's to a very squeaky week-end, y'all!
3 comments:
That is quite a picture.
That's absolutely hilarious! I needed a good laugh.
Tres kinky...lol
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