<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post2969962985482100380..comments</id><updated>2009-11-20T10:53:33.660-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on United States of Motherhood: Day Dreaming at the Gym: Betcha Don't Know What I'...</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/feeds/2969962985482100380/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/2969962985482100380/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/11/day-dreaming-at-gym-betcha-dont-know.html'/><author><name>Scout's Honor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13583814670832501297</uri><email>scout@unitedstatesofmotherhood.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-7148609603063521027</id><published>2009-11-20T10:53:33.660-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-20T10:53:33.660-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mean people suck.  Especially old mean people, bec...</title><content type='html'>Mean people suck.  Especially old mean people, because they&amp;#39;ve been doing it longer.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/2969962985482100380/comments/default/7148609603063521027'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/2969962985482100380/comments/default/7148609603063521027'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/11/day-dreaming-at-gym-betcha-dont-know.html?showComment=1258743213660#c7148609603063521027' title=''/><author><name>Leslie</name><uri>http://mymommysplace.com/blog/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/11/day-dreaming-at-gym-betcha-dont-know.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-2969962985482100380' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/2969962985482100380' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-6333275543157013494</id><published>2009-11-20T06:32:29.881-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-20T06:32:29.881-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Every gym has THOSE people:
1. Cranky, elderly per...</title><content type='html'>Every gym has THOSE people:&lt;br /&gt;1. Cranky, elderly person&lt;br /&gt;2. Poser&lt;br /&gt;3. I&amp;#39;m here to pick up guys girl&lt;br /&gt;4. I&amp;#39;m here to pick up girls guy&lt;br /&gt;5. The grunter&lt;br /&gt;6. The germ disaster &lt;br /&gt;7. The farter (we have all walked through that fog of horrible)&lt;br /&gt;8. The slob who seems to think it is everybody else&amp;#39;s responsibility to put back his/her weights that are scattered around the benches.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/2969962985482100380/comments/default/6333275543157013494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/2969962985482100380/comments/default/6333275543157013494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/11/day-dreaming-at-gym-betcha-dont-know.html?showComment=1258727549881#c6333275543157013494' title=''/><author><name>Beth</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09872561799442191441</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/11/day-dreaming-at-gym-betcha-dont-know.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-2969962985482100380' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/2969962985482100380' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-2548756032860875213</id><published>2009-11-20T05:03:16.609-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-20T05:03:16.609-08:00</updated><title type='text'>It's like we're the same person.  I'm ALWAYS daydr...</title><content type='html'>It&amp;#39;s like we&amp;#39;re the same person.  I&amp;#39;m ALWAYS daydreaming about how elderly people should meet their death when I&amp;#39;m at the Y.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And when I see them not wipe down the machine and I&amp;#39;m right there, I tell them.  I point out the GIANT FRIGGING SIGNS on the wall that tell you to so and tell them they need to clean up after themselves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The usual response: &amp;quot;But I didn&amp;#39;t sweat.&amp;quot;  Grrr.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/2969962985482100380/comments/default/2548756032860875213'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/2969962985482100380/comments/default/2548756032860875213'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/11/day-dreaming-at-gym-betcha-dont-know.html?showComment=1258722196609#c2548756032860875213' title=''/><author><name>Brandi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12179949318807848041</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/11/day-dreaming-at-gym-betcha-dont-know.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-2969962985482100380' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/2969962985482100380' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-2543963220619771604</id><published>2009-11-19T17:22:02.079-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-19T17:22:02.079-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Plotting ol' Nana's come uppance uses more calorie...</title><content type='html'>Plotting ol&amp;#39; Nana&amp;#39;s come uppance uses more calories than looking at the foods that got you to the gym in the first place.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/2969962985482100380/comments/default/2543963220619771604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/2969962985482100380/comments/default/2543963220619771604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/11/day-dreaming-at-gym-betcha-dont-know.html?showComment=1258680122079#c2543963220619771604' title=''/><author><name>JamaGenie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16973656461323918279</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00813088868307309772'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/11/day-dreaming-at-gym-betcha-dont-know.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-2969962985482100380' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/2969962985482100380' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-428357456773073169</id><published>2009-11-19T15:22:42.871-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-19T15:22:42.871-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh, don't worry, if we could all read the contents...</title><content type='html'>Oh, don&amp;#39;t worry, if we could all read the contents of each other&amp;#39;s minds I&amp;#39;m sure we&amp;#39;d all be horrified.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the days&amp;#39; when we&amp;#39;re not feeling all saintly and zen, I feel a little fantasy can be a harmless pressure release valve....the more bizarre, the more likely a fit of giggles will negate the anger too.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/2969962985482100380/comments/default/428357456773073169'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/2969962985482100380/comments/default/428357456773073169'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/11/day-dreaming-at-gym-betcha-dont-know.html?showComment=1258672962871#c428357456773073169' title=''/><author><name>alex - iwalkdevon</name><uri>http://www.iwalkdevon.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/11/day-dreaming-at-gym-betcha-dont-know.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-2969962985482100380' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/2969962985482100380' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-1979232723347706253</id><published>2009-11-19T14:47:50.335-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-19T14:47:50.335-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh my that is not funny but it is soooo funny. Yuc...</title><content type='html'>Oh my that is not funny but it is soooo funny. Yuck. Forget about respecting your elders in a situation like this. &lt;br /&gt;We had a member of our coffee group a few years back who had MS. While we all sympathized with her pain and weakness no one could stand her. The reasons had nothing to do with her MS but with the fact that she was always hitting everyone while talking and she would scream in our faces when laughing spitting everywhere. &lt;br /&gt;I quit putting up with it because it was rude and made it clear she didn&amp;#39;t deserve special treatment due to illness. &lt;br /&gt;This old lady needs a tune up but watch your back. These oldies can be mean if provoked.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/2969962985482100380/comments/default/1979232723347706253'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/2969962985482100380/comments/default/1979232723347706253'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/11/day-dreaming-at-gym-betcha-dont-know.html?showComment=1258670870335#c1979232723347706253' title=''/><author><name>.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10775116608698555225</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15719092899804461080'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/11/day-dreaming-at-gym-betcha-dont-know.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-2969962985482100380' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/2969962985482100380' type='text/html'/></entry></feed>