<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post3910892756127876733..comments</id><updated>2009-12-11T16:11:05.801-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on United States of Motherhood: Reason #5,698,674 Why I Suck As a Housewife</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/feeds/3910892756127876733/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html'/><author><name>Scout's Honor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13583814670832501297</uri><email>scout@unitedstatesofmotherhood.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-2982846852023452047</id><published>2009-12-11T16:11:05.801-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-11T16:11:05.801-08:00</updated><title type='text'>So I was talking to a friend today and he said his...</title><content type='html'>So I was talking to a friend today and he said his boy put &amp;#39;difinently underware&amp;#39; on his list....because his &amp;#39;old ones had poop stains.&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other words...be thankful your not THAT kid&amp;#39;s mom. :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sandhill Sis</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/2982846852023452047'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/2982846852023452047'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html?showComment=1260576665801#c2982846852023452047' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-3910892756127876733' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/3910892756127876733' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-4562159449729213407</id><published>2009-12-09T17:49:46.359-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-09T17:49:46.359-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm pretty sure my washer EATS the socks.

Or some...</title><content type='html'>I&amp;#39;m pretty sure my washer EATS the socks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or something around here does.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/4562159449729213407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/4562159449729213407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html?showComment=1260409786359#c4562159449729213407' title=''/><author><name>carrie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04038972194323564240</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-3910892756127876733' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/3910892756127876733' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-7024603965924540465</id><published>2009-12-08T16:27:24.821-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-08T16:27:24.821-08:00</updated><title type='text'>When my sisters and I were all at school, wearing ...</title><content type='html'>When my sisters and I were all at school, wearing the same school uniform and similar, but different sizes of, tights and socks, she put name-tapes in all our clothes, and a thread in each sock / pair of tights, blue for me, red for one sister, yellow for the other (-:</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/7024603965924540465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/7024603965924540465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html?showComment=1260318444821#c7024603965924540465' title=''/><author><name>Amanda</name><uri>http://www.webhistoryofengland.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-3910892756127876733' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/3910892756127876733' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-948152115563734613</id><published>2009-12-06T10:48:20.692-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-06T10:48:20.692-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My husband and 22 year old son share the giant cac...</title><content type='html'>My husband and 22 year old son share the giant cache of white socks. They never make it into the wash together in pairs. We have long ones, short ones, ones with gray toes and heels, ones with gray soles, ones that have brand names on them in red stitching, some in black stitching. &lt;br /&gt;I greatly dislike the socks. The socks mock me. The refuse to mate up. Stupid socks. Sigh.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/948152115563734613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/948152115563734613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html?showComment=1260125300692#c948152115563734613' title=''/><author><name>Lori  E</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10775116608698555225</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15719092899804461080'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-3910892756127876733' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/3910892756127876733' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-6135117074447038968</id><published>2009-12-05T06:47:04.603-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-05T06:47:04.603-08:00</updated><title type='text'>subscribing to comments... forgot to last night.

...</title><content type='html'>subscribing to comments... forgot to last night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this is gonna be a fun thread.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/6135117074447038968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/6135117074447038968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html?showComment=1260024424603#c6135117074447038968' title=''/><author><name>Beau</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04833997428265711633</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02002557864121753670'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-3910892756127876733' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/3910892756127876733' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-251278126171202478</id><published>2009-12-04T18:39:30.275-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-04T18:39:30.275-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh, I'm all about getting the kids involved. They ...</title><content type='html'>Oh, I&amp;#39;m all about getting the kids involved. They sort te laundry and bring it to the washer for me after each load. The biggest issue is that the kids don&amp;#39;t put BOTH socks in their dirty laundry at the same time and the clean ones need to be kept between loads. Then the socks fall behind the washer or get swept away into another basket and the socks will never match up!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But putting the kids to work ony makes sense. Kid 2 and 3 have even expressed interest in starting the washer. They&amp;#39;ll have clean clothes when they go off to college.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/251278126171202478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/251278126171202478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html?showComment=1259980770275#c251278126171202478' title=''/><author><name>Beau</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04833997428265711633</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02002557864121753670'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-3910892756127876733' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/3910892756127876733' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-7651551920074383455</id><published>2009-12-03T17:17:57.368-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-03T17:17:57.368-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Umm, make your kids do it!  My 3 and 4 year olds L...</title><content type='html'>Umm, make your kids do it!  My 3 and 4 year olds LOVE it.  Even the 10 year old doesn&amp;#39;t grumble too much if he can watch TV while doing it.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/7651551920074383455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/7651551920074383455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html?showComment=1259889477368#c7651551920074383455' title=''/><author><name>Brandi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12179949318807848041</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-3910892756127876733' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/3910892756127876733' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-9018401158414593165</id><published>2009-12-03T12:45:55.264-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-03T12:45:55.264-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The whole reason I had the Bean was to make him pa...</title><content type='html'>The whole reason I had the Bean was to make him pair socks. Bean is 18 months and he can almost begin to pair socks. He knows his colors. Soon he will begin to pair socks in the afternoons, and when he is older, he will pair socks in the evening by dimmest lamplight. If there are too many socks, he will pair them until dawn! Oh yes!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ie Make your kids do it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amelia :)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/9018401158414593165'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/3910892756127876733/comments/default/9018401158414593165'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html?showComment=1259873155264#c9018401158414593165' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2009/12/reason-5698674-why-i-suck-as-housewife.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-3910892756127876733' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/3910892756127876733' type='text/html'/></entry></feed>