<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post7468463034908105683..comments</id><updated>2010-01-27T13:28:31.868-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on United States of Motherhood: I AM a Survivor: Slumber Parties are of The Devil</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/feeds/7468463034908105683/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/7468463034908105683/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2010/01/i-am-survivor-slumber-parties-are-of.html'/><author><name>Scout's Honor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13583814670832501297</uri><email>scout@unitedstatesofmotherhood.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-5897875986993682850</id><published>2010-01-27T13:28:31.868-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-27T13:28:31.868-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My daughter can't handle the Dew.  She bounces off...</title><content type='html'>My daughter can&amp;#39;t handle the Dew.  She bounces off the walls, and talks even more than she normally does.  We have banned her from having it unless she&amp;#39;s gone away to camp, where we don&amp;#39;t have to witness the delirium!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/7468463034908105683/comments/default/5897875986993682850'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/7468463034908105683/comments/default/5897875986993682850'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2010/01/i-am-survivor-slumber-parties-are-of.html?showComment=1264627711868#c5897875986993682850' title=''/><author><name>Stacey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03865301560811031716</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2010/01/i-am-survivor-slumber-parties-are-of.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-7468463034908105683' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/7468463034908105683' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-7225562712433329987</id><published>2010-01-26T14:34:21.988-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-26T14:34:21.988-08:00</updated><title type='text'>haven't you ever seen the 20/20 where they detail ...</title><content type='html'>haven&amp;#39;t you ever seen the 20/20 where they detail the reason why most hillbilly kids up in the mountains have no teeth??? MOUNTAIN DEW...ech. its poison.  remember how our not-so-sweet ex-sister in law used to put coca-cola in bottles yeah on that same episode was bottles full of the semi-glowing green juice of the devil. stay far far away.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/7468463034908105683/comments/default/7225562712433329987'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/7468463034908105683/comments/default/7225562712433329987'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2010/01/i-am-survivor-slumber-parties-are-of.html?showComment=1264545261988#c7225562712433329987' title=''/><author><name>Molly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05675225808700244599</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='07810529583711976662'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2010/01/i-am-survivor-slumber-parties-are-of.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-7468463034908105683' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/7468463034908105683' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-7106458345305934655</id><published>2010-01-26T11:53:36.180-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-26T11:53:36.180-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Well congrats for surviving at all!</title><content type='html'>Well congrats for surviving at all!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/7468463034908105683/comments/default/7106458345305934655'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/7468463034908105683/comments/default/7106458345305934655'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2010/01/i-am-survivor-slumber-parties-are-of.html?showComment=1264535616180#c7106458345305934655' title=''/><author><name>Alex</name><uri>http://www.iwalkdevon.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2010/01/i-am-survivor-slumber-parties-are-of.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-7468463034908105683' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/7468463034908105683' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-2597724171542519281</id><published>2010-01-25T21:29:36.911-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T21:29:36.911-08:00</updated><title type='text'>You are a Rock Star.  Seriously!</title><content type='html'>You are a Rock Star.  Seriously!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/7468463034908105683/comments/default/2597724171542519281'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/7468463034908105683/comments/default/2597724171542519281'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2010/01/i-am-survivor-slumber-parties-are-of.html?showComment=1264483776911#c2597724171542519281' title=''/><author><name>Erin (Snarke)</name><uri>http://www.snarke.net</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2010/01/i-am-survivor-slumber-parties-are-of.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-7468463034908105683' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/7468463034908105683' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-5640276667436808248</id><published>2010-01-25T17:21:47.863-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T17:21:47.863-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh.My.Lanta! I could have clued you in on the Dew....</title><content type='html'>Oh.My.Lanta! I could have clued you in on the Dew. When my husband worked the swing shift, he lived off that stuff to keep him awake. And Dew is also about the most sugar-laden soda out there. Check your boy&amp;#39;s teeth!&lt;br /&gt;I am so glad neither of my kids have pushed for slumber parties yet (knock on wood). I likes my evenings for me! Sometimes I&amp;#39;ll let The Husband join me but for the most part, night time is my time!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/7468463034908105683/comments/default/5640276667436808248'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/7468463034908105683/comments/default/5640276667436808248'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2010/01/i-am-survivor-slumber-parties-are-of.html?showComment=1264468907863#c5640276667436808248' title=''/><author><name>Dumblond</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08472225571357745676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2010/01/i-am-survivor-slumber-parties-are-of.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-7468463034908105683' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/7468463034908105683' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-4651449216209307217</id><published>2010-01-25T13:56:20.675-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T13:56:20.675-08:00</updated><title type='text'>You're a better woman than I... do you think I cou...</title><content type='html'>You&amp;#39;re a better woman than I... do you think I could get away with never having a slumber party for my son and still be a cool mom?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mountain Dew is the devil.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/7468463034908105683/comments/default/4651449216209307217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/7468463034908105683/comments/default/4651449216209307217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2010/01/i-am-survivor-slumber-parties-are-of.html?showComment=1264456580675#c4651449216209307217' title=''/><author><name>Michelle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00860206491925165997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2010/01/i-am-survivor-slumber-parties-are-of.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-7468463034908105683' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/7468463034908105683' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-8091520451703455827</id><published>2010-01-25T13:40:13.168-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T13:40:13.168-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I am pretty sure you can get some therapy for the ...</title><content type='html'>I am pretty sure you can get some therapy for the shell shock. Of course you should have had something a little stronger in your Dew.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/7468463034908105683/comments/default/8091520451703455827'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/7468463034908105683/comments/default/8091520451703455827'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2010/01/i-am-survivor-slumber-parties-are-of.html?showComment=1264455613168#c8091520451703455827' title=''/><author><name>Lori  E</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10775116608698555225</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15719092899804461080'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.unitedstatesofmotherhood.com/2010/01/i-am-survivor-slumber-parties-are-of.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5711314660374261745.post-7468463034908105683' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5711314660374261745/posts/default/7468463034908105683' type='text/html'/></entry></feed>